Girlfriend o Dota?

Si DOTA isa lang sa mundo..

GF napakarami niyan!

Si GF iiwan ka niyan..

Si DOTA hindi.

Si GF kadalasan nagagalit pgDODOTA ka..

Si DOTA hindi nagagalit pagnakay GF

DOTA P20 lang masaya na..

Si GF P200 baka di pa masaya

Pagnakikita ka ng ibang HERO hindi ngagalit si DOTA..

Pero pagnakikita ka ng ibang babae nagagalit si GF

Si GF pag iniwan mo mahirap makipagbalikan..

Si DOTA pag iniwan mo handa ka pa din tanggapin

Alin mas gusto mo? DOTA o GF? Magisip ka na.

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Traslation to English:

Dota is only one of the kind in the world.

There are a lot of GFs in the world.

GF will leave you.

Dota will not.

Your GF is always mad if you play Dota.

Dota is not mad when you’re with GF

Philippine rate:

Dota costs only P20 (less than a $1 per hour)

Your GF is not satisfied with P200 (approximately $4)

If you see other heroes, DotA is not mad.

But if you see other girls, your GF will get mad.

If you breakup with GF, it’s hard to recover.
Dota will always accept you even if you leave it.

Which is better? Dota or GF?